Robert Newbie was the man that Kev met in the park back at the beginning of this story. That was a long time ago, and they’ve never seen each other since. But Kev remembers. Kev remembers his old enemy.
It’s very early in the morning when Kev arrives at Robert’s house. So he waits. He sits on the lounge chair by the pool, and he waits.
At six in the morning, he rings the bell. Someone else answers the door and lets him in. Kev looks for Robert, and finds him, still in bed with his wife. Kev waits.
When Robert wakes, he is alarmed to find a man he barely remembers standing in his bedroom watching him sleep. Who then unleashes a barrage of abuse on him.
Once Kev has said his piece, he leaves, leaving Robert to be comforted by his wife after the traumatic experience.
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Alice and Kev 
Ooooh, bitter old man with no-one to blame but himself. You can’t help but feel for Kev, slightly, even if he is an idiot.
I think he should marry someone, just cuz he’s gonna die soon.
Oh, and
WHERE IN THE HECK IS ALICE?!?!?!
totaly i want more alice!!!!!!!!!!!
Messed UP.
Pity you can’t call the Sim police for anything other than theft.
“And so Kev watched Bella sleep…” (Had to go there.)
THIS.
Win.
? Bella? Is that a Twilight refrence? I couldn’t hate anything more than I hate Twilight.
omigosh, like, everyone loves it but its not vry good
Indeed. Twilight SUCKS!
Wait, I thought Bella Goth was in Sunset Valley, not Riverview!
Had to say it…
Ah, good old Kev never forgets… having one last go at everyone who’s ever done him wrong?
I think you meant “having one last go at everyone who’s Never done him wrong”.
hahahhaha i love kev!
I think deep down he’s just a big softie
hE SO CRAZY
You just have to fall in love with Kev
where did kevin get that suit? did i miss something?
that’s his formal wear
That’s my Kev. 🙂
He’s such a creeper. Watching your enemies sleep? Too bad he isn’t swift enough to be a ninja…
He is a total creeper that is the first thing when I saw the “I’ll wait”
It’s like My name is Earl, but in reverse.
whats like your name earl?
“My Name is Earl” is an American sitcom about a petty crook.
Earl loses a winning lottery ticket when he gets hit by a car. While in the hospital he becomes convinced he has to make up for the bad things he’s done. He finds his lost lottery ticket after doing his first good deed, so uses the winnings to fund his good deeds.
I loved that show!
That is.. disturbing… completely and utterly disturbing.. I only hope Kew buys the farm peacefully instead of provoking the wrong sim at the wrong time, getting into a fight and dying of a heart attack. Kev can’t help that he’s insane. He was born that way 😛
Yikes, look at Rob’s wife’s arms. I think she might be a spider!
Creepy…And yet I’m giggling like a madwoman.
Also, Question. You know how in the very beginning Kev implied that someone’s mom was a Llama? Was this who he said it to?
I love you Kev! I knew you’d come back for me!!!!!
I just recently downloaded Kev and Alice into my game… it’s funny to play them out in my own way… I like not using cheats for once! Only problem I had with Kev is in his bin diving he would find uncut stones worth $1,000 or more! so I got them cut and gave them to Alice… figured she’d like to use them after she leaves Kev. Anyway followed your tale from the start… I love it! keep up the good work!
i wonder what alice has been up to…
LOL Kev is awesome…I feel a little sad for him though
Good to have the blog back to read! Its amazing the memories that the game allows the sims to have. Maybe next you can start from more of the beginning… like a kev like character who’s wife dies and he is left with a baby to “raise” …not that he really did much for Alice… But this seems like so much work!
yay 2 new posts@ but wheres alice?? XD
Welcome back! I’m so glad I was following your twitter; I would have forgotten about updates otherwise.
Poor Kev. I wonder what will happen when he’s gone..?
can’t wait to see how Alice is doing.
Do you think Kev has mental problems? LOL
Yeah, I was reminded of Twilight too. Kev is like Edward if he stopped being a vampire and got old.
Where’s Alice?No offense but I hate Kev!I wish Alice would finally STAND UP TO HIM!*stomps foot*
Kev is a creep! Watching someone sleep, just to yell at them when they wake up. *Shudder* I know it’s not his fault that he’s crazy, but I’m locking my sims doors tonight.
I can’t wait to see what Alice has been up to.
woah i read all of this in a day
Wow! I just re-read the whole blog! I can’t believe how much Alice and Kev have been through!
I’m really glad you decided to start the blog again, you made alot of fans happy. 🙂
I have something to say about each picture.
1. Smell something bad, Kev? Other than yourself?
2. Creepy stalker. Watching an old couple sleep.
3. Two old men argueing in an orange room? And paneling? Oh,
Oh, boy.
4. Slutty woman comforts an old man in boxers. Her eye
shadow is clashing with the room too.
Also in the first pic the Mr. Newbie is standing in his boxers in the window. I love how this thing is full of dramatic romances and senile old men in the wrong clothing.
And don’t kill kev just yet. We need his craziness to fuel the comedy. Alice we cry over and root for, but without kev were basically reading the twilight series except she’s a redhead and her dad is the one doing the stalking.
Loved the house decorations. How scary would it be to wake up and find Kev staring you down- when Kev takes action he really sticks to it. Is he going to tell off everyone in the town?
Lol, Kev just makes this blog a little more hilarious. Without him, this story would be EXTREMELY sad… It still is, but scenes with Kev’s antics and mistakes make me smile still.
Keep up the good work!!!
how could h e forget about kev.impossble!
Great. Kev is the most awesome old man i have ever seen!
Also… jackrabbit? get a life man…
And we used to be such great friends too…
Well, I shall respond as I have decided to do, with a BULL RUSH TACKLE HUG.
OMG!
i assume ‘Kev is feeling his age’ means= Kev’s is feeling the end is soon…
It’s like he’s saying goodbye to everyone he meet.. in the twisted way…
I’m curious to see how he says good bye to Alice!
Oh, God… That scares me!
Good to see the blog up and running again. Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! XD I just fell in love with Kev! “Kev remembers… ” LMAO 😀
Alice? WHERE ARE YOU!!!!????!?
HAHAHA! LOL
Love Kevś face in first pic he looks so evil!
Eww, who just lets him into a house?
Oh Kev so needs to die right in front of Alice 😛
Yeah, Kev is just letting out his INNER FRUSTRATIONS. Tis his last chance to do all the stuff he didn’t do in his adult years… If that’s even possible…
Keep up the good work.
your late one update. >:|
ok this isn’t very good anymore.Did the real writer die or something?
Yay! Go Alice! Glad to see her happy for once. 🙂
Oh wow! I thought Kev was going to kill him! That’s so scary he was standing there watching him sleep…eeeek that would be so scary he could have gave the guy a heart attack!!! 😮
LoL that would have been funny! He did look retty old…
Im a year late reading this, good stuff, please post more 😦