Consequences

Kev did not get the response he was hoping for.

Kev is utterly humiliated by Yvette’s laughter. He is the most furious he has ever been in his life, but he contains it.

Did he screw up this chance for wealth and happiness, or would the idea have always been ludicrous to her? He leaves the house, silently seething.

He returns to the old park, striding forcefully back to his bench, a scowl on his face. But when he sees his daughter, the pressure is released, and he lets out an incoherent scream of rage.

Next: No More Threats

144 Responses to “Consequences”


  1. 1 Jane June 25, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Awww.. is he going to take it out on poor Alice now…

    OMG I am talking as if they are real lol…Keep up the great work! Just love it.

    • 2 Annie June 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm

      she should just like beat him up

      • 3 nik June 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm

        Did you really just write “like” in the place someone speaking Valley Girl would? I hate you.

      • 4 Minah Minah June 26, 2009 at 2:56 am

        lol thatd be beyond hilarious, and hed lose to Alice…. i am luvin this story

      • 5 Brian. June 26, 2009 at 3:32 am

        First off: I agree with nik.

        Second off, she’s what… 100 lbs? Kev is easily over 200. Apparently english and common sense are both not your forte.

      • 6 Darcel June 26, 2009 at 5:20 am

        She may use like in a valley girl way, but at least she did not display the total lack of manners that the both of you did. I suppose it’s just too tempting to show your ass and be rude to a random person online, especially when it gives you an opportunity to feel superior.

      • 7 James September 30, 2009 at 9:30 pm

        I like like this blog and like was laughing like so hard like when you showed that picture like when he was screaming. He’s like so crazy.

        Hey nik & Brian! Does this post like make you really like angry?

      • 8 Like, like, like January 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm

        She so totally, should’ve like done that, like. Right nik? Like like?

        Hey I just noticed, you guys posted your responses on my birthday😀 June 25th

    • 9 Jules June 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm

      don’t worry Jane, everyone is talking like that.
      i feel so so sad for alice…😥

    • 11 sims3 lover!! June 26, 2009 at 2:41 am

      How do u make your sims homeless?

  2. 13 myranda June 25, 2009 at 9:50 am

    lol poor kev.. alice should seriously just kill kev hehe.. anyway, nice story

  3. 17 Warren June 25, 2009 at 9:54 am

    That’s a rather… comical screaming face there, Kev…

    Looks more like he saw something in the trees, maybe a sasquatch?

  4. 21 Kansine June 25, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Finally he got out of Yvettes house an a new scenario can begin😛 But I’m dissapointed that he didn’t marry Yvette, that would have been simply TOO intresting ;D

  5. 22 emli44 June 25, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Well done! It’s almost expecting that Yvette said no, though.

    • 23 Kristen June 25, 2009 at 5:58 pm

      I hoped she would have said yes because I was going to wonder what Alice would have done, and by the way where is Alice? Well any way this is a really great story, keep it up Robin!!!!

  6. 24 Samantha June 25, 2009 at 10:09 am

    On one hand I’m happy that she declined…if Kev and Alice were able to move in and stop being homeless it could have been the end of the storyline. On the Other I’m a little sad that they still will remain homeless.

    Last pic is hilarious! Poor Alice, finally asleep and he’s gonna yell at her.

  7. 25 E June 25, 2009 at 10:18 am

    nooooooooooo cliffhanger D:

  8. 26 Haplo June 25, 2009 at 10:38 am

    UNLEASH KEV FURY.

    Poor Alice. I wonder if he’ll stop hating her once she grows up into an adult. Probably.

  9. 28 Dani Gohin June 25, 2009 at 10:42 am

    I wonder what made Kev keep all the anger in? I mean, I thought you programmed him with a mean/evil streak. Being rejected like that would have been the perfect opportunity to blow up and be mean.

  10. 29 Jackrabbit June 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Did he really think this woman would say yes? Kev needs a smack. Also, the way you write brings this out so well.

  11. 30 Raye June 25, 2009 at 11:47 am

    wow. the dedication to this story! so good🙂 keep it up

  12. 32 ubuntu101 June 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Well then I finally finish reading up on the most recent excerpts, and here it is just about 0430 in the morning but well worth the read, Seems better to check back over a matter of days then every single one and just play catch up.

    Been a lot of spins and turns and now we are getting to it, looking forward to reading the posts yet to be. For Now I sleep – Goodnight.

  13. 33 Annie June 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    hehe kev’s face looks funny…… but i do think kev should let alice sleep on the bench i mean come on she never got to and kev always does

  14. 34 Pooka June 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Maybe the repo man took the other bench and now there’s only one bench left–that’s why Kev is so mad when he sees Alice.

  15. 35 Annie June 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    welll kev is an adult so he can go sleep on another bench like the park bench since he does not have to worry about a curfew

  16. 36 tpar June 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    brilliant🙂 it kills me how short these entries are!

  17. 37 V June 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    IT’S GOOFY TIME
    NO DAD NO

  18. 38 Mark Taylor June 25, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Crazy face Kev. I love Kev!

  19. 39 kazb0t June 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    I burst out in hysterical laughter at the last pic. 10 minutes later, I’m still laughing!

  20. 40 Roger June 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    In one of the pictures you can see a wardrobe in the overgrown park…. Lol

  21. 42 Jason June 25, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Yvette is already wearing a ring on her left hand…hmmmm

  22. 44 Mea June 25, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Alice needs somebody to love her, not scream at her incoherently! I don’t think I could have stood to let this much free will run wild.. I’m too much of a control freak, but this is so compelling it makes me wish I weren’t.

  23. 45 Alicia June 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Insane face😀 I love this story!

  24. 46 SkyWorld June 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Even if she’d said yes, I think she would have had to live with them in the park… Bye, Yvette. Hello, Alice.

  25. 47 Lolly June 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Kev looks absolutely terrifying in that last pic. I know she’s not real, but I fear for Alice in the next chapter of this story.

  26. 48 Grey Sky (Yesmy1standlastnamesarereal) lol June 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    now Kev, we all know that’s not the way 2 go. it’s really inappropriate! (HEY ONE OF YOUR LOSER TRAITS!!!!) and Alice did nothing to you so just leave her alone, she deserves sleep as much as the next homeless person. PLUS the site of your daughter should calm you, not frustrate you more!

    GEEZ KEV!!!!!1

    -Grey Sky

  27. 49 Samantha June 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Well its not like we actualy expected her to say yes…but if she did it would have been over extremely quickly.

  28. 50 Ashlyn June 25, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Whoa…did his nose just get bigger?

  29. 52 Livvi June 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Epic last shot😄

    And poor Alice. She really needs to get outta there. Save up your money, find a nice guy, SOMETHING. She’s too nice to deserve this!!

    Kev, what a loser. It’s only thanks to his insane trait that he would think Yvette would accept that.

  30. 53 dreadpiraterose June 25, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    That final screen shot is nuts! Sims are so expressive. It’s great.

  31. 54 Mannie June 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Did Kev go younger after he left Yvette? It looks that way but it’s dark.

  32. 55 Mythos June 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I like to imagine he’s screaming “LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIINS”.

    • 56 Rick S. June 25, 2009 at 8:12 pm

      ROTFL.

      Sorry, I had to look that one up — wow a whole 2006 meme that I completely missed. Shows you how much attention I’ve been paying.🙂

      P1: “Goddamit, Leeroy …”

      P2: “Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.”

      Leeroy: “Hey, at least I have chicken.”

      Still laughing … Thanks, man.

  33. 58 Jon June 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    i have just got in a lot of trouble at work for laughing out loud!!!

  34. 59 victoria June 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    I wonder if he will have a crack at his daughter when she becomes an adult. He IS insane.. You never know.. Do these people come from the deep south? Are the makers of the sims as twisted as I am? Geez so many questions, so many outcomes..

  35. 60 OctaneHugo June 25, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    That last shot is -priceless-, man.

  36. 61 HAB June 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Ohhh man…Alice, you should wake up and run to Zeddias’ house before Kev gets the better of you.

  37. 62 California Girl June 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    I almost feel bad for Kev. he looks so sad in the second picture. He better not take it out on Alice though.

  38. 63 forrestgoodson June 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    i accually feel sorry for kev. an elderly old hobo (which describes alot of hobos, come to think of it) with a daughter who gave all her money away to charity

  39. 65 Gamermama June 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Kev should have at least taken advantage of living in a nice house for a while before he messed up. I hope Alice just beats him up.

    • 66 Jules June 26, 2009 at 3:21 am

      well i bet you she’ll kick his urn when she gets the chance! Go girl! Alice resembles a regular teen with an insane father that I happen to know.. but she’s not homeless.

  40. 67 Andrew June 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    This… won’t end well.

  41. 68 Lorraine June 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Wow, she LAUGHED at him? Is that what normally happens when you’re rejected in Sims 3. Yvette’s rejection of Kev could be further proof of my theory that Yvette has the “Commitment Issues” trait, or she’s probably just laughing at him because he’s crazy (How long did it take her to figure THAT out?)

  42. 69 Myles June 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Aaaaaw, I hoped she would say yes. But either way, I can’t wait to find out what happens net in their lives. More about Alice.🙂

  43. 70 Little Miss Smile June 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Ahh Hahahahaha. I LOVE his face. This is both sad and histerical. Love it!!

  44. 71 Ray June 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    *sigh* This could get ugly… >:/

  45. 72 Steph June 25, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Oh no! I hope he doesn’t take it out too harshly on poor Alice😦

    He should have been content to be Yvette’s toy boy. And can people actually laugh at you when you propose? That hasn’t happened to me yet but I want to try, it looks amusing!

    Great work, keep it up!

    • 73 Mike June 25, 2009 at 7:33 pm

      Steph is right. Kev should have just accepted his role as boy toy. Sometimes old ladies just need to get their swerve on!

  46. 74 Daghain June 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    That last picture is HYSTERICAL!!!!! OMG!

    Poor Alice, Kev is probably going to wake her up and scream at her now.

    This is absolutely fascinating.

  47. 75 HyperKUltra June 25, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Nice face.

  48. 76 Jen June 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Yvette will die before Kev marries her. That should have been his lifetime wish. Gold digger. ;marry a wealthy spouce and have them die;

  49. 77 Timmy June 25, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Awesome story, can’t wait to read more.

  50. 78 Yarbo June 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    whatever happened with the ziddilefuz guy anyway?

  51. 79 Korilian June 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Sims child services agency creeps me out. They ignore the most hideously abused kids and teens (take a bow Alice) and only save the babies… which are then never seen again, even when the parents better their lives.

    Just what happens to those babies? Do Madonna and Angelina split them even Stevens?

    • 80 roBurky June 25, 2009 at 6:39 pm

      I kind of agree. It’s a very negative portrayal of social services, whose main activity is helping families sort out their problems, not punishing them and removing their children.

      • 81 Bhazor June 25, 2009 at 7:14 pm

        I actually think that Sims Ville is a Orwellian dystopia. How about those totalitarian police curfews or the unstoppable repo men.

        We totally need a Winston and Julia blog. In which they’re both abducted, tortured and brain washed before selling out their friends and getting executed. Sad ending to that story.

        Still, Sims 3 is a lot of fun.

    • 82 LG June 25, 2009 at 7:41 pm

      I hadn’t know Sims 3 had a child services agency (I’ve only ever played the original Sims) – they should all be fired for ignoring Alice’s situation. At this point, I’ve got two worries for Alice. Immediate future: that Kev might hurt her (can Sims be physically abusive?). He was already scaring her for fun in a previous episode, after all. More distant future: after Alice grows up, what if Kev hits on her? Reading through the comments, I know I’m not the only one who suspects he might try that. Aside from his one “nice dad” moment, he’s horrible.

      • 83 SillySimzy June 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm

        Luckily, related Sims can’t hit on each other, well, at least not intermediate family. And, yeah, the Social Worker ladies only ever take away almost-dead kids. Even then, they don’t really do a great job. Babysitters do a wonderful job of stealing babies and toddlers from what I’ve heard, as I haven’t hired a sitter yet in mine. (Oh the joys of game glitches.)

        I really hope that Alice will grow up and do something good with her life. Maybe leave the Grocery Store Clerk days behind and get a career in Law Enforcement so that she can eliminate the people like Kev from this world. (Or at least the virtual one that they reside in.) Maybe Kev will apologize for everything he’s done to her, and they can start a new page, perhaps.

        Also, a quick question, I’m not sure if it’s been answered before or not…Do you use cameraman mode?

  52. 84 Onasariel June 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Awww, poor Kev.

    But that last picture is freakin Epic😄

  53. 85 Meredith June 25, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    You always gat the best pictures!The screem and the trash can ninja kick are takin at the perfect time!

  54. 86 izikavazo June 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Look at you, the 4th top blog on WordPress. Good jorb.

  55. 87 MP June 25, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    I think he finally snapped…

  56. 88 nici June 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    I look forward to this every day! This is such an interesting and hilarious blog.

  57. 89 Sarah June 25, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    I expected that she would refuse him after his stunt with her daughter. I hope Alice doesn’t get yelled at because Kev is upset by Yvette’s refusal.

  58. 90 Mason June 25, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    thats the funniest face ive ever seen

  59. 91 beemoh June 25, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Ouendaaaaaaaaaan!

    /b

  60. 92 Elle June 25, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    This made me laugh so hard!

  61. 93 Ben June 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Te he he, time foar some ROAR!!

  62. 94 John June 25, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    I think I spend far too much time in Sims 3 power gaming. I’m always grinding my sims to death by making the read, or study and schmoozing with co-workers to get ahead. This blog inspires me to just let things happen…perhaps after they reach the top of their career track heh.

  63. 95 David June 25, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Just wanted to say great job on this. Part social experiment, part Monty Python with the randomness of the game.

  64. 96 Kheldul June 25, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Alice needs to get back to work, get some semolians and buy a baseball bat.

  65. 97 Adante June 25, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Hahaha, Kev should take more seriously his actions, someday they are going to kill him.

  66. 98 Amy June 25, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Yeah, Alice can kill Kev. But Alice would never do that, remember her “good” trait. I’m so frustrated I dont have Sims 3 yet!!! But I’m gonna get it in a bit more than a week. Yay!!

    • 99 Jules June 26, 2009 at 3:56 am

      true, but any good sims player knows that there are cheats for everything! just randomly saying this, but when you press Ctrl+Shift+C and type testingcheatsenabled true you can shift+click on a sim and click modify traits its awesome i do it all the time!!\
      Not saying that Alice should change her traits, but she would benefit from it in the long run, to say the least.

  67. 100 Amy June 25, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I love this story! Go RoBurky! Wait, I’m not british, so I can just call him Robert. Yay!! I kinda feel sorry for Kev. I’m surprised how much he’s changed. I hope Alice turns into an adult soon; then she can get with that Zedadias or whatever guy, and maybe get along better with Kev since she wont be a kid then.
    Yay!!

  68. 102 Hayley June 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Love this.You always get the most epic pictures.I hope everything works out for Alice and I hope Kev doesn’t take everything out on her.This makes me want Sims 3 even more but 50 bucks it a lot

  69. 104 sytycd June 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    kev looks fierce heeheehee

  70. 105 thaaeroprincess June 25, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    He took out his anger on his poor daughter…what a loser! You sure Kev doesn’t have the loser trait, cause he should.

  71. 106 Archi June 25, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    kev tskes his revenge by stealing all of yvette’s furniture and the two finally have a place to sleep

    .:. Archi

  72. 107 Maria June 25, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    I was playing sims 3 and made a family like Alice & Kev’s and then Stan (the ugly fat Kev rofl) got married to Yvette (before she was an elder) and moved into her house with her ex- husband so they have been fighting alot. I had to make them each quit work to fight!

  73. 108 Barbara June 25, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    I’ve heard about this, mostly through TS3 website, and finally I decided to read it. It’s absolutely amazing.

    I’ve fallen in love with it, and I just started getting into it today.

    I have also downloaded the family myself and am going to give it a whirl, but in my own manner. I feel the need to save Alice and rub it in Kev’s face. I can’t wait to get it started. =)

    Keep up the good work. I am addicted and will be checking back for more.

  74. 109 Lescentive June 26, 2009 at 12:03 am

    hilarious about yvette.. i don’t think alice will respond to kev if she is extremely tired.. when will alice fall in love and move off the lot? i think that will happen before kev gets married..

    • 110 Risingashes June 26, 2009 at 2:09 am

      I think one of the points of this little experiment is that people and sims simply don’t appreciate the difficulties of homelessness- often attributing poor hygiene, inappropriateness or neediness as a sign of weakness of character.

      I doubt Alice will be able to sustain a relationship until she lucks out and only meets a potential suitor on her good days, away from Kev and without touching anything he/she owns.

    • 111 Jules June 26, 2009 at 4:17 am

      well, a girl did leave her husband for Kev(he screwed it up but that isn’t my point) and Alice broke a lot of things in the last house she was in, I believe…. so who knows?

  75. 112 Melissa June 26, 2009 at 2:05 am

    Oh this is the greatest thing ever!!!

    Haha I like how both Kevin and Yvette are already wearing wedding rings in the first place!

  76. 113 Jeffrey June 26, 2009 at 2:17 am

    man,kev really hates everyone! thats just crazy!

  77. 114 j3d1mast3r June 26, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Do they still get bills, or did the creator somehow block the mailbox (walling it in…etc). I know that worked on the sims 2 but maybe not now…what is that situation

  78. 115 Katie99441010 June 26, 2009 at 2:22 am

    AAWWWWWW! poor kev! but he deserves it! Alice should be getting the chance to move into a nice big home!!! I bet Kev would have left her there!

  79. 116 lillana June 26, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Awww poor Alice!!!!!!!! I knew that Yvette would say no but that is no reason to take it out on poor Alice.

  80. 117 Rory June 26, 2009 at 3:13 am

    This is awesome. Your story telling skills are sweet. I love kev.

  81. 118 mookae June 26, 2009 at 3:23 am

    that last pic is just f’ing hilarious!

  82. 119 Kalheka June 26, 2009 at 3:32 am

    Definitely a face born of the insane trait.

    • 120 Jules June 26, 2009 at 4:18 am

      or evil trait. Or a bit of both. I have an insane evil child. He’s never made that face though. Maybe he’ll start acting up when he becomes a teen. hmm

  83. 121 Jules June 26, 2009 at 4:19 am

    last pic rocks!!! hahaha rotflmbo!!! the first pic looks like yvette is having a baby!!! wow…

  84. 122 Addicted to Sims 3 June 26, 2009 at 4:22 am

    LMAO!! @ her laughing when he proposed….too funny!!

  85. 123 NeoTogo June 26, 2009 at 4:32 am

    I doubt Kev would have shared his good fortune with Alice even if his proposal had gone according to plan…

  86. 124 Paige June 26, 2009 at 4:46 am

    AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! it looks like he is going to try and kill her!!!

  87. 125 Maureen June 26, 2009 at 4:51 am

    Wow! I’m shocked at Yvette’s reaction! Very cool though! Keep up the great story telling!

  88. 126 Coryn June 26, 2009 at 5:11 am

    Has no one noticed that Kev looks almost like Shrek in the last picture?

  89. 128 Platinum June 26, 2009 at 5:26 am

    Great story, please keep it up. I am “tuning in” daily now!

  90. 129 Meagan June 26, 2009 at 6:14 am

    he lost it yet he never had it Kev he’s crazy in the cabasa i hope when Alice grows up she dates Zedidias

  91. 130 Eric Richardville June 26, 2009 at 6:15 am

    Poor Alice. He is going to take it out on her. Did he expect a yes, really?

  92. 131 Eric Richardville June 26, 2009 at 6:23 am

    I can’t wait to see how this whole fiasco unfolds. I’m sure Alice will stand up to him though. She tired and not going to put up with his crap.

  93. 132 Anna Mckazz June 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    He looks like Papa Smirf.

    ahahahahah.🙂

  94. 133 Lurc June 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Funnily. I will make an attempt do anything similar!

  95. 134 Josh June 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    That last picture is about as classic as they come….

  96. 135 Sunni July 10, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    omg the look on kev’s face is priceless! i love alice, and i love this story🙂

  97. 136 faye July 14, 2009 at 2:41 am

    omg that last picture, combined with the story, i’ve never laughed so much at the internets in my life, I love it!

  98. 137 GuardianDemon July 20, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Lol, it looks like he poked his ass with his finger which made him scream. (Look at the picture MORE closely…) ;]

  99. 138 (: August 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    That last picture is amazing (:
    I cant wait to get sims 3.

    CHECK OUT MY BLOG!!
    H x

  100. 139 Noelegy September 30, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    This is pretty amazing. I’ve been playing The Sims for a long time. By the time Sims 3 came out, I was starting to get a little burned out. This has reawakened my interest. What a fascinating experiment and reminder that these created people have lives of their own.

  101. 140 Epic204 December 22, 2010 at 7:53 am

    Absolutely amazing. Genius. And when you “like” put the face there I laughed so f*cking hard

  102. 141 breisa December 31, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    The last picture is just epic! lollll

  103. 142 bonjap February 17, 2011 at 7:17 am

    This is absolutely brilliant! I’m literally laughing out loud at some points, this is such an intense story. Please don’t let it end!

  104. 143 Lydia August 20, 2011 at 1:17 am

    He got Rejected!

  105. 144 jemima September 1, 2011 at 6:44 am

    Lovely final photograph. Lovely.


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