Kev was in the graveyard one night, chasing moths to take his mind off the terrible hunger, dressed in his formal clothes for no particular reason, when a strange woman walked up and said hello.
She and Kev hit it off straight away as Kev regaled her with funny stories. It turns out this woman has a great sense of humour.
He complimented her on her exquisite urn.
And they shared the joy of silly faces.
Then the sun comes up, and his first friend in a long time vanishes like a cloud of smoke.
And Kev is left wondering if she was really there at all.