Within minutes of getting back into the house, Alice has broken Zedadias’ television. Everyone looks a little shocked.

With the entertainment gone, Kev begins to follow Zedadias around in order to satisfy his desires to be mean. But surprisingly, he isn’t choosing to insult Zedadias. He’s making fun of Alice, and telling him all about Alice’s negative traits. Understandably, Alice is getting quite upset at this. Here, he’s claiming she has a low IQ. Zedadias appears to be rejecting the idea, which is undermined slightly by the way Alice has just managed to break his sink.

She’s managed to break almost everything in the house now, all in a matter of hours. I guess this is her clumsiness and unluckiness making itself known. She does her best to apologise to Zedadias, but his mind appears to be elsewhere.

Next: Better than Teddy

81 Responses to “Unlucky”

  1. 1 Little Green Man June 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Man this is the only thing that has made me really want to get the Sims 3.

  2. 9 david June 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm


  3. 10 Natalie June 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Why don’t you have them shower at the free gym?

    • 11 Mr.burk July 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm

      i dont know. When i did a homeless fmaily in the sims 3 i got them a little shack and put a fridge a shower and toilets in it but i guess she wants a more real envirment

  4. 12 TheBrokenShe June 10, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Little Green Man is right.
    This is possibly the best Sims related story ever told.

  5. 13 TomH June 10, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Simply stunning. The 1st picture is classic!

    Loving the story, you’re a natural storyteller, keep it up!!

  6. 14 Celidriel June 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    This is brilliant! I can’t wait to see what happens next!

  7. 15 Danielle June 10, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    This is just awesome storytelling. You’re really good at this, I’m hooked!

  8. 16 A Delicate Balance June 10, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    This is great stuff Rob! I totally hadn’t planned on getting the Sims 3, but I might just get a copy now!

  9. 18 Missmf1 June 10, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Amazing if I knew what this site was I would make a story too! There are so many things I want to try with the new game I just haven’t had the chance yet! This is fantaztic and if I could figure out what an RSS feed is I would sign up for it 🙂

    THE SIMS 3 Amazing 🙂

  10. 19 EyeMessiah June 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    I wouldn’t have considered buying S3 but after reading Alice and Kev I plan to purchase it immediately and play it while drunk and listening to Sweet Love for Planet Earth by Fuck Buttons at 999db.

    Hows that for a testimonial??

  11. 20 Jeepjeepcat June 10, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Brilliant! I’ve been laughing like a loon whilst reading this XD

  12. 21 GuyIncognito June 10, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Phenomenal blog. I’m actually quite tempted to buy the game now…

  13. 22 Anya June 10, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    This is killing me, poor Alice! Can’t wait for more. X

  14. 23 Little Miss Smile June 10, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    I’ve never even thought about the Sims being a game to buy, but I kinda want to try. You;re a great story teller and make this a very interesting story, especially considering the story is based off of computer characters. Amazing. =]

  15. 24 Christopher June 10, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    My girlfriend is a sims fanatic when she takes the time to play, but just barely got two. Her birthday is monday and i asked people’s opinions of if i should get her 3 or 2 expansions since she had barely played it.

    Everyone said the expansions.

    This blog made me think that everyone was wrong.

    And it’s too late.

  16. 25 shan June 11, 2009 at 12:03 am

    this is absolutely amazing (found you via reddit.com)
    i feel like i’m reading a good novel

    looking forward to more!

    : )

  17. 26 Liz Z June 11, 2009 at 2:23 am

    I have a great sims story.
    My Sim’s grown daughter was having a “hold your breath” contest at the pool, and she started running out of oxygen. So I said, Elaina, get out of the pool and stop. I took my eyes off of her for a minute, and come back to see she’s drowning and dying. She’s now dead. What a fool.

  18. 28 Eric Richardville June 11, 2009 at 3:48 am

    This is a very interesting blog. I enjoy it a lot. Currently I am in school for Psychology, so I love any kind of social experiment. Even though it is sims, this seems to make for an excellent experiment. Very smart.

  19. 29 Putzy Von Putzingburg The Third June 11, 2009 at 3:56 am

    You are awesome!
    Can’t wait for more!

  20. 30 Metz77 June 11, 2009 at 4:28 am

    This is wonderful, I’m loving every update.

  21. 31 Badesumofu June 11, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Great story. I haven’t played The Sims in years, never got Sims 2 or more than a couple of expansion packs for the first one, but this is really making me want to go out and buy this game.

    Brilliant stuff!

  22. 32 Louisa June 11, 2009 at 6:25 am

    This is brilliant! Can’t wait to read more!

  23. 33 schurem June 11, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Man this stuff is harsh. Somehow I find Alices’ lot way more disturbing and touching than all the violence in GTAIV, or firebombing cities in an RTS.

  24. 34 EL June 11, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Oh dear, she broke his sink 😀 Brilliant I tell you. This story is fantastic!

  25. 35 Sleyah June 11, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Heh heh, unicorn. =P

  26. 39 laurenfofauren June 11, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    the unicorn made me giggle.. them two are so cute!

    • 40 JMBailey July 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm

      i didn’t think it was a unicorn-I thought it looked like a donkey too-only he wasn’t thinking ABOUT her ass, but that she WAS an ass. maybe?…

  27. 41 watchingfilms June 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Very good! Keep up the good work! =)

  28. 42 Tara June 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    I LOLd when I saw that he was thinking of a unicorn XDDDD

  29. 43 Angela Benton June 12, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    That’s what I do in stressful situations; think about unicorns. LOL

  30. 44 Lauren Talley June 13, 2009 at 3:46 am

    This is great! Seriously, I’m hopping on board with buying The Sims 3 and it’s no coincidence that stumbling upon this blog has influenced my decision. Also, I LOVE Alice’s scowl in the second to last picture.

  31. 45 Angelia June 13, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Heh … llamas to the rescue?

  32. 46 Deltabob June 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Alice’s face in the second panel is disturbing. I can imagine her snapping and kill Kev – even with the ‘good’ trait.

    • 47 JMBailey July 11, 2009 at 12:59 pm

      her expression in the next to last frame makes me wonder if she could DEVELOP the evil trait as a result of so much exposure to Kev.

  33. 48 Morgan June 16, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Alice looked evil in the breaking sink pic.

  34. 49 neon June 16, 2009 at 10:02 am

    LOL! aw the poor girl breaks all his stuff! dont u feel sorry for her

  35. 50 Mr. Mastodon Farm June 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Great stuff. I laughed out loud about the sink.

  36. 51 Jenna June 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    hahaha a unicorn

  37. 52 Amanda the Panda June 18, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Second picture, Alice’s face is priceless.
    I really enjoy how the man is thinking of a unicorn 😀

  38. 53 Robodude June 18, 2009 at 9:41 am

    that was a pretty upset look from alice in the 2nd picture lol

  39. 54 erin June 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    i did not like this page. it seems very unrealistic that she would break that many things :/

  40. 55 Jaderyn June 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Thanks so much for this…I don’t know when I’ve laughed harder..

    Your sense of humor rockes 🙂

  41. 56 Rolyn June 21, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    I want this game so badly now!

  42. 57 ciane June 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Erin, it is the unlucky trait and not something you can control.

    I laughed out loud several times! Thanks for sharing the story.

  43. 58 Amber June 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Not to get off topic, but why is he thinking of a unicorn?

  44. 59 Kalika June 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    lol he’s thinking of a unicorn.

  45. 60 jomedina June 25, 2009 at 2:36 am

    hahahah I love that he’s thinking about a horse lol

  46. 61 LG June 25, 2009 at 3:15 am

    Hmm. Zedadias is a little strange himself. I still think he and Alice have a chance of ending up together. He just won’t be able to have any modern conveniences around.

  47. 62 Rawrierr June 25, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I love unlucky sims.. :]
    Poor Alice, breaking everything she comes in contact with..
    Great story, please keep ’em up :]

  48. 63 Noa June 25, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Zed is wondering if she’s a virgin? Let’s hope he’s just concerned whether or not she’s being molested by that abusive, exhibitionist dad of hers. Either way — run, Alice! Run! Go live up in the mountains by the waterfall!

  49. 64 saw June 27, 2009 at 6:25 am

    HAHAHAHA brilliant!!!!!! he wa thinking about a horse!! on to the next post!!

  50. 65 taylor June 27, 2009 at 7:36 am

    hahahahahaaa !
    Hes thinking about llamas !
    baahahahahaha !

  51. 66 TSP July 8, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    This is really great, keep it up. I’ve spent my last hour reading this story and I will gladly jump to the next chapter now, this chapter made me laugh 😀

  52. 67 Megan July 9, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Did anyone notice that in the last picture he is thinking of a unicorn?

  53. 68 usualroutine July 10, 2009 at 2:54 am

    In the second picture, Alice looks like she’s trying to explode Kev’s head with her mind.

  54. 69 lauren July 25, 2009 at 3:44 am

    i laughed out loud at the unicorn. and the sink. ❤

  55. 70 Willem van der Horst August 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Yep, as a lot of people said here, I want a copy of the game now. Incredible, I never thought I’d say or write that 😉

  56. 71 cartoonfansparadise August 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    lol unicorn…

  57. 73 Tia Maria October 2, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Definately a unicorn!

  58. 74 shannon February 13, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    That 2nd picture is classic. The look on Alice’s facer is hysterical. Priceless. Keep up the good work!

  59. 75 butterflywings14 March 31, 2010 at 1:50 am

    I LOVE Alice’s death stare in the second picture!

  60. 76 Dragon13 July 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Why is Zed thinking about UNICORNS!? Weird….

  61. 77 Suzzi Q August 8, 2010 at 1:45 am

    Must I comment yet again I love the thoughts of the childish sims….UNICORN

  62. 79 Sofia August 4, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    This is one of the Best blogs/ sims3 stories i’ve ever read, you’re genius! And yes, I can understand the temptation to think of unicorns wherever you go, Zedediah (sorry if i spelled his name wrong) reminded me of my own unicorn filled thoughts…

  63. 80 zereissen October 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    I feel really bad laughing at this.

  64. 81 Andreas Spice July 17, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    That was the funniest chapter yet…

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