Within minutes of getting back into the house, Alice has broken Zedadias’ television. Everyone looks a little shocked.
With the entertainment gone, Kev begins to follow Zedadias around in order to satisfy his desires to be mean. But surprisingly, he isn’t choosing to insult Zedadias. He’s making fun of Alice, and telling him all about Alice’s negative traits. Understandably, Alice is getting quite upset at this. Here, he’s claiming she has a low IQ. Zedadias appears to be rejecting the idea, which is undermined slightly by the way Alice has just managed to break his sink.
She’s managed to break almost everything in the house now, all in a matter of hours. I guess this is her clumsiness and unluckiness making itself known. She does her best to apologise to Zedadias, but his mind appears to be elsewhere.
Next: Better than Teddy
Alice and Kev 
Man this is the only thing that has made me really want to get the Sims 3.
You should- it’s really fun!
What’s the difference between the 2 though? Is there a BIGGGGG difference or just a few?
The differences are big and minor. If you’ve played the Sims 2 you can play the Sims 3 because the control are almost all about the same.
There are some differences in play though and I find it a bit funner (is that a word?) than the Sims 2.
The Sims now act more toward the personality traits you give them and there are quite a number. A workaholic Sim will never complain about working, will even try to work from home, etc..
I would suggest it.
I feel the same way! I want to get Sims 3 just because of reading this blog.
I second the motion
I know what you mean
you should
AHH!MORE!
Why don’t you have them shower at the free gym?
i dont know. When i did a homeless fmaily in the sims 3 i got them a little shack and put a fridge a shower and toilets in it but i guess she wants a more real envirment
Little Green Man is right.
This is possibly the best Sims related story ever told.
I NEED A COPY OF THIS GAME, FFS.
Simply stunning. The 1st picture is classic!
Loving the story, you’re a natural storyteller, keep it up!!
This is brilliant! I can’t wait to see what happens next!
This is just awesome storytelling. You’re really good at this, I’m hooked!
This is great stuff Rob! I totally hadn’t planned on getting the Sims 3, but I might just get a copy now!
Moar!
Amazing if I knew what this site was I would make a story too! There are so many things I want to try with the new game I just haven’t had the chance yet! This is fantaztic and if I could figure out what an RSS feed is I would sign up for it 🙂
Peace,
Mel
THE SIMS 3 Amazing 🙂
I wouldn’t have considered buying S3 but after reading Alice and Kev I plan to purchase it immediately and play it while drunk and listening to Sweet Love for Planet Earth by Fuck Buttons at 999db.
Hows that for a testimonial??
Brilliant! I’ve been laughing like a loon whilst reading this XD
Phenomenal blog. I’m actually quite tempted to buy the game now…
This is killing me, poor Alice! Can’t wait for more. X
I’ve never even thought about the Sims being a game to buy, but I kinda want to try. You;re a great story teller and make this a very interesting story, especially considering the story is based off of computer characters. Amazing. =]
My girlfriend is a sims fanatic when she takes the time to play, but just barely got two. Her birthday is monday and i asked people’s opinions of if i should get her 3 or 2 expansions since she had barely played it.
Everyone said the expansions.
This blog made me think that everyone was wrong.
And it’s too late.
this is absolutely amazing (found you via reddit.com)
i feel like i’m reading a good novel
looking forward to more!
: )
I have a great sims story.
My Sim’s grown daughter was having a “hold your breath” contest at the pool, and she started running out of oxygen. So I said, Elaina, get out of the pool and stop. I took my eyes off of her for a minute, and come back to see she’s drowning and dying. She’s now dead. What a fool.
LOL
Maybe she wanted to die…
This is a very interesting blog. I enjoy it a lot. Currently I am in school for Psychology, so I love any kind of social experiment. Even though it is sims, this seems to make for an excellent experiment. Very smart.
You are awesome!
Can’t wait for more!
This is wonderful, I’m loving every update.
Great story. I haven’t played The Sims in years, never got Sims 2 or more than a couple of expansion packs for the first one, but this is really making me want to go out and buy this game.
Brilliant stuff!
This is brilliant! Can’t wait to read more!
Man this stuff is harsh. Somehow I find Alices’ lot way more disturbing and touching than all the violence in GTAIV, or firebombing cities in an RTS.
Oh dear, she broke his sink 😀 Brilliant I tell you. This story is fantastic!
Heh heh, unicorn. =P
that unicorn is so much win! I cracked up!
And now we know the secret thoughts of Zedadias, lol!
lol, at first i thought it was a donkey, so i’m like “he’s thinking about her ass??
“
the unicorn made me giggle.. them two are so cute!
i didn’t think it was a unicorn-I thought it looked like a donkey too-only he wasn’t thinking ABOUT her ass, but that she WAS an ass. maybe?…
Very good! Keep up the good work! =)
I LOLd when I saw that he was thinking of a unicorn XDDDD
That’s what I do in stressful situations; think about unicorns. LOL
This is great! Seriously, I’m hopping on board with buying The Sims 3 and it’s no coincidence that stumbling upon this blog has influenced my decision. Also, I LOVE Alice’s scowl in the second to last picture.
Heh … llamas to the rescue?
Alice’s face in the second panel is disturbing. I can imagine her snapping and kill Kev – even with the ‘good’ trait.
her expression in the next to last frame makes me wonder if she could DEVELOP the evil trait as a result of so much exposure to Kev.
Hehe.
Alice looked evil in the breaking sink pic.
LOL! aw the poor girl breaks all his stuff! dont u feel sorry for her
Great stuff. I laughed out loud about the sink.
hahaha a unicorn
Second picture, Alice’s face is priceless.
I really enjoy how the man is thinking of a unicorn 😀
that was a pretty upset look from alice in the 2nd picture lol
i did not like this page. it seems very unrealistic that she would break that many things
Thanks so much for this…I don’t know when I’ve laughed harder..
Your sense of humor rockes 🙂
I want this game so badly now!
Erin, it is the unlucky trait and not something you can control.
I laughed out loud several times! Thanks for sharing the story.
Not to get off topic, but why is he thinking of a unicorn?
lol he’s thinking of a unicorn.
hahahah I love that he’s thinking about a horse lol
Hmm. Zedadias is a little strange himself. I still think he and Alice have a chance of ending up together. He just won’t be able to have any modern conveniences around.
Aheheh..
I love unlucky sims.. :]
Poor Alice, breaking everything she comes in contact with..
Great story, please keep ’em up :]
Zed is wondering if she’s a virgin? Let’s hope he’s just concerned whether or not she’s being molested by that abusive, exhibitionist dad of hers. Either way — run, Alice! Run! Go live up in the mountains by the waterfall!
HAHAHAHA brilliant!!!!!! he wa thinking about a horse!! on to the next post!!
hahahahahaaa !
Hes thinking about llamas !
baahahahahaha !
This is really great, keep it up. I’ve spent my last hour reading this story and I will gladly jump to the next chapter now, this chapter made me laugh 😀
Did anyone notice that in the last picture he is thinking of a unicorn?
In the second picture, Alice looks like she’s trying to explode Kev’s head with her mind.
i laughed out loud at the unicorn. and the sink. ❤
Yep, as a lot of people said here, I want a copy of the game now. Incredible, I never thought I’d say or write that 😉
lol unicorn…
i thought it was a horse and that is his ear personally lol. But it is white so maybe you are right.
Definately a unicorn!
That 2nd picture is classic. The look on Alice’s facer is hysterical. Priceless. Keep up the good work!
I LOVE Alice’s death stare in the second picture!
Why is Zed thinking about UNICORNS!? Weird….
Must I comment yet again I love the thoughts of the childish sims….UNICORN
I believe that is a llama with a horn.
This is one of the Best blogs/ sims3 stories i’ve ever read, you’re genius! And yes, I can understand the temptation to think of unicorns wherever you go, Zedediah (sorry if i spelled his name wrong) reminded me of my own unicorn filled thoughts…
I feel really bad laughing at this.
That was the funniest chapter yet…