A lack of public toilets

Alice has to leave late in the evening to avoid the curfew, and goes back to the park to sleep on the bench. In the morning, Kev and his bladder have a little accident.

He’s looking a little ashamed when Alice wakes up.

But then he starts ranting and raving to himself in the same spot, stamping up and down making disturbing squishing sounds.

Alice tells him how disgusting he his, then storms off back to Zedadias’ place.

Next: Maybe it’s better to be smelly

34 Responses to “A lack of public toilets”

  1. 1 Skipper June 9, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    More, more, more. This is an excellent novella roBurky. Keep up the great work and storytelling.

  2. 7 Joho June 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Totally agree, great story. It’s pretty funny, in the surreal way The Sims always is, but manages to have some surprisingly sad moments too.

  3. 8 Matt June 9, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Yes, please keep this up!

    It keeps alternating between hilarious and depressing, an odd combination for any story — let alone one told entirely through the Sims 3!

    Great work so far. I’m looking forward to the rest.

  4. 9 Matthew Oakes June 9, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    I love it so far. Keep it up 🙂

  5. 10 Jorge Albor June 9, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Agreed. This is great stuff. Keep it coming.

  6. 11 mrsgemstone June 10, 2009 at 12:06 am

    This is awesome! Keep it up. All my friends are tweeting this. 🙂

  7. 12 Addicted June 10, 2009 at 12:49 am

    I like it a lot! This is a blog I’ll be keeping track of.

  8. 13 Ben Abraham June 10, 2009 at 1:32 am

    Wow, I have to echo the other positive comments – this is a great series. EA should hire you to do this for them, it’s the most I’ve been interested in The Sims 3 so far!

  9. 15 Alexander June 10, 2009 at 1:41 am

    If you ask someone “Can I Stay Over?”, you avoid getting cought out at curfew.

  10. 17 Wizz-Fizz June 10, 2009 at 3:23 am

    This is awesome stuff mate!!!

  11. 18 Zac June 10, 2009 at 8:55 am

    This is quite entertaining.
    I started my own homeless adventure with a sim named ‘Barry the Bard’.
    Its been interesting so far, with the little amount of money he has collected i’ve managed to build him a small shack and start a small garden in which he harvests bait for fishing in the park.
    He enjoys implying to rich people visiting the park that their mothers are llamas and such.

    Anyway keep up with this story, it is very well documented.

  12. 19 Adamc June 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Really fantastic will be checking back regularly keep up the great work!

  13. 20 PS June 10, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    congrats, you convinced me to buy the Sims 3. do you get payed by Maxis or something? hoho

  14. 21 Babs Loring June 12, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Ok I have held off commenting up until now, and I have to say I think this has been a brilliant change of pace from the usual Sims stories. Most try to get more more more, and here you have a family that is beyond dysfunctional. I have a few stories going myself, but I think I may give this a try as well. Keep up the great story, you have a great creativity and imagination to come up with this. You’ve managed to make people love/hate Kev and feel sorry for Alice, but not too sorry.

  15. 22 Marla June 12, 2009 at 3:16 am

    you’ve convinced me as well, bloody good game!

  16. 23 Tara June 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    I love Alice’s face in the second picture!

  17. 24 perlox June 12, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    did he poop himself?

  18. 25 Angelia June 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    You tell him, Alice!

  19. 26 Matt June 17, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    If this keeps going untill alices death it will be amazing, and I rarely throw that word around

  20. 27 Diamonique June 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    in the thrid pic is that a natural pond or is that a pond made of pee..?? lmao

  21. 28 Natasha loves sims June 24, 2009 at 5:18 am

    :/ Can’t they use the pool showers???

  22. 29 saw June 27, 2009 at 6:21 am

    hahahahahahaha that was so funny when u said “disturbing squishing sounds” yuck!!!! haha keep `em comin man!

  23. 30 piccchickknits July 15, 2009 at 2:25 am

    Poor Alice… Am I the only one who lurves the teddy? Sad that she gets no comfort from it now.

  24. 31 Tia Maria October 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm


  25. 32 Tia Maria October 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Hmmmm…. That Zedadias is creeping me out!! I hope he’s not going to take advantage of Alice!

  26. 33 Jess May 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    LOL!!!! Kev pissed himself.

  27. 34 justcallmesi-sieveryoneelsedoes July 5, 2011 at 7:49 am

    i understand they’re homeless and all but couldn’t they go to the gym for a shower and a potty break. They could also always get jobs especially since alice is teen now. they could gain skills from going to the library and reading. then they could get better jobs and buy their neccessities. real homeless people could do the same thing. and by the way homeless doesn’t mean poor it just means you don’t have a home.

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